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WhAt AnGiE HaS tO sAy....
Ok I know some of you like Britney Spears but you can still have a little fun can't ya??
See I used o like britney until i saewthat Rolling Stone Cover I think she looked like a total hoochie!!!!!
Maybe if she didn't dress like that I might like her, but if she supposedto be ook up at by kids probably my age and younger she really needs to cover it up a bit. But since she hasn't covered anything latley (like in the pepsi commercial)its ok to have fun!!!!
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Ohh Boobie boobie
oh booby booby oh booby booby
oh booby booby... my chest was supposed to grow...my cleavage wasnt right no...my boobies boobies... my breasts are completely full...and now my sweaters tight yeah...
surgery, I want to be a double D... bigger mamories...I want them to show now... oh because...
my chest flatness was killing me(and I)...I must confess I paid for these(paid for these)...I look 32, I'm just a child...I am a crime...make my boobies one more size...
oh baby baby...I got double D`s its true...now you`ve all been blinded...
oh pretty boobies... you`re so big and oh so new...thats just the way I planned it...golly, rollingstone was naughty...see me baby...barely wearing clothes now oh because...
my chest flatness was killing me (and I)...I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)...I look 32, I'm just a child...I am crime... make my boobies one more size...
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Britneys life as I know it
Name:Britney Jean Spears
(Thats what they want you to think)
I think her real name is Jesibelle The Cow
but she goter tummy stapled a few hundred ties and became sorda skinny.Then she went to Mr. Plastic A Surgeon to get her boobies bigger since they were as big as a 4 yars olds. Then she pays that hottie Justin Timbelake to be her boyfrend so that she can be popular. Justi says no but she says she'll take off her shirt if he dosn't do it so Justin afraid for his life takes the offer. She pays thousands of teen boys to like her with her fake boobs and exposing clothes and she hyptmotizes the rest of the people in the word to like her.I haven't fallin for her trick, and I never will!! One day I'll save the world frome her and get Justin.....@80P y gotta love him!!
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I drive them crazy!
OH YAYYY
I CANNOT DANCE GOOD
DON'T GOT THAT TALENT
BUT I'LL STILL DO
OH YAYYY
I CAN'T SING FOR BEANS
I CAN SHATTER GLASS
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE
BUGGING YOU MEANS SO MUCH MORE
MORE THAN ANYTHING I EVER DID BEFORE
CHORUS: I DRIVE THEM CRAZY
I JUST CAN'T SING
IM SO INFLATED
MY HEAD'S EMPTY
I DRIVE THEM CRAZY
BUT IT IS ALRITE
CUZ IM STILL SELLING LOTS OF ALBUMS RITE?
TELL ME
YOUR BETTER THAN ME
I KNOW YOUR JUST GREEN WITH JEALOUSY
TELL ME
I'LL BE GONE NEXT YEAR
ANOTHER ONE HIT WONDER HOOKED ON BEER
BUGGING YOU MEANS SO MUCH MORE
MORE THAN ANYTHING I EVER DID BEFORE
CHORUS
Bye Bye Bye
by Nsync To that dumb blode!Britney, Bye Bye Bye
You're morals aren't right
Your Skankiness is a sight
It causes such great fright
Hey britney come on
You're bad between the sheets
You're a hooker from the streets
So I just wish you'de go
and leave me alone
(Bridge)---I know I can't see your face no more
Makes me wanna cry
I have to tell you, that you are a whore
Britney bye bye bye--
(Chrorus)---Don't wanna fool around with you
You're too much of a skank for me to screw
You may want me, but it aint no lie
Britney, bye bye bye
You're seducing ways have made this tough
But your temptress ways just aren't enough
you are a whore that is full of lies
britney, bye bye bye--
I have just found out the truth
You're sleeping with your cousin too
Now that I have a reason, britney you're gone
I hated you and me
I'm too good, can't you see
So hurry up and leave, now britney come on
**Bridge**
**Chorus**
Now I truly know for sure
And I don't have to see your nasty face no more
bye bye
I was chicken for not telling you off
But now you're the loser, and this aint a bluff
I can't believe I was your fool
Cuz you were an easy screw
Now I'm leaving you behind
**Chorus** 3X
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"i'm Afraid of Britney Spears"
by:Liveonrelease
I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on
and I hear the strangest song
CHORUS
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can
Is go on Britney's bus and get a tan
They dance like they need a cure
Let's get the number of their choreographer
There so worried bout what we'll think
They took the time to learn to lip sync
Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli
CHORUS
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